David Castle reckons all Joe wants is for people to respect his authorityPhotograph: a/nCome on now, Adam Williams, you're putting your own words into Joe's mouth, aren't you?Photograph: a/nGlenn Ashcroft goes for the Joe Flipping Kinnear/JFK gag: "Das is ein BAD WORDing Berliner," giggles Glenn. "Sorry, it's drunk and I'm late," he adds, painting a mournful sketch of his life Photograph: a/nRiff alert! Cath Booth sees a link between the swearingest chef and the swearingest football manager in BritainPhotograph: a/n"With Christmas a little over two months away, there's one toy everybody's talking about," says Huw Thomas. Grimlock the Dinobot? Eh? OhPhotograph: a/n"F*****G Football Manager 2008: the Joe Kinnear version, strictly for over 18s or Geordies of all ages," trumpets John Barry Photograph: a/nJoe will go to any lengths to prove he's no cockney, according to Leon WardPhotograph: a/nLarry May sounds like the chairman of a struggling third division club in the 1980s. But he's produced this jaunty effort continuing the culinary themePhotograph: a/nA 'king without a crown. Or many fit players for that matter. We're slightly disturbed by Joe's tongue but other than that a fine effort from Nick SandersPhotograph: a/nMichael McGrath looks up Mr Kinnear in Roger’s Profanisaurus: ’’kinnear: [f’- kin-neer] Exposure to expletive-laden diatribe leading to temporary or partial loss of hearing. [Origin: 1946-2008; Irish with late Geordie influences]Photograph: a/n"Even with the credit crunch the appointment of Joe Kinnear meant the coffers at Newcastle would always be full," chuckles Neil PollockPhotograph: a/nStuart Goodacre suggests some new hosts for the late night edition of CountdownPhotograph: a/n"Fatally wounded by north-east media assassins at Dealey Mill roundabout, JFK lies in Jackie's lap deliriously shouting names of German footballers he'd hoped to sign." Rob Moline gets extra points for the pretty lady in pinkPhotograph: a/n"Eyebrows were raised following the appointment of Newcastle United's new media coach." Will Taylor reminds us that it's not just Joe who needs to wash his mouth out with soapPhotograph: a/nKen Ryan's effort is simple but effectivePhotograph: a/n