Rory Delap

Stoke's long-throw specialist crops up as Thor, a Mr Man and Paris Hilton's lapdog
  
  


Rory Delap
Such is Greg Willis's commitment to the cause that he's zipped forward to the future for his effort. "An 82-year-old Rory was starting to wonder if it had all been worthwhile." Photograph: n/a
Rory Delap
Rory's errant throw proved an obstacle for the Mars Explorer, according to Barry Holloway Photograph: n/a
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"Base coward! Stand and face the might of Thory Delap!" roars David Yates Photograph: n/a
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We're particularly fond of Mr Van Persie on Dom Bartolo's homage to Stoke's victory over Arsenal Photograph: n/a
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"Rory and his chum couldn't understand why the modelling contracts weren't rolling in," guffaws the rather cruel John Barry. Then again, we're still printing his effort Photograph: n/a
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Here's Rob Schofield: "He’s got the whole world in his hands." Photograph: n/a
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Jonah Andrew's here for a glimpse of Paris Hilton's new Delap-dog Photograph: n/a
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"And some people say Shane McGowan was a big tosser," sighs Michael McGrath Photograph: n/a
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"Given their lack of success in Europe, Arsène Wenger had always dreamed of one day holding Old Big Ears aloft," chuckles Andrew Ferguson Photograph: n/a
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Alex Butterfield's effort is 19.8 times funnier if you've seen Napoleon Dynamite Photograph: n/a
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Expect all the 14-year-olds down the local park to be drinking Simon Hancock's brew before too long Photograph: n/a
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Balveer Mankia, who tells us he's from Coventry, has had a sneaky peek at Stoke's warm-up routine Photograph: n/a
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"The class system in the Premier League reminds me of the classic 60s sketch with Cleese/Barker/Corbett," says leftist agitator Mike Glass Photograph: n/a
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Careful with that catapult, Steve. Sam Smith drops in on Wigan's attempts to simulate Rory's throw Photograph: n/a
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Barack Obama has been in contact with Rory over America's new missile defence shield, believes Tom Leonard. Oh and Tom, thanks for the xxx Photograph: n/a
 

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