The Champions League final Manchester United get a new sponsor and Cristiano Ronaldo gets punched in the face this week Tweet "A Boddingtons spokesman said they were proud to sponsor such a team of bottlers," guffaws John Paul Barry Photograph: n/a Brendan Ashbrook may or may not be Keyser Söze. "The greatest trick the (Red) Devils ever played was convincing the world their defence existed" Photograph: n/a More film poster fun with Ambrose Heron. "Director Ken Loach has made some last minute changes to his new film," he sniggers Photograph: n/a "It's Ronald'oh," honks Colin Hammond Photograph: n/a Yes, it's childish, and no, it's not a great work of Photoshopping genius. But Thomas Nycz-Losi's entry still made us smirk Photograph: n/a "He was Rio's worst nightmare: a striker who plays in the hole all night, then pops up in the box to score," chortles Martin Nicholson Photograph: n/a This is another fine Messi United have got themselves into, according to John Paul Barry Photograph: n/a Either Simon Coker can't spell, or he's implying that Jamie Redknapp can't Photograph: n/a "Hours later, Ryan Giggs suddenly remembered exactly what he meant to do today," parps Richard Goleszowski Photograph: n/a "This will never work," protests Thierry Henry in Thomas Nycz-Losi's second entry. "Just shut up and smuggle me to Spain before Fergie sees me," replies Manchester's favourite Portugueezer Photograph: n/a "90 minutes of classic British comedy (defending) set in Rome," explains Martin Myers Photograph: n/a David Smith reckons Ronaldo is no longer the best pound-for-pound footballer out there Photograph: n/a "United's players really didn't show up for the final, did they," muses Nick Pettigrew Photograph: n/a We're not sure quite how Rafael Benítez crept into Stephen Garman's entry Photograph: n/a We think Brian Corcoran's trying to make an 'Et tu Brute' gag ... Photograph: n/a