Right then, that’s enough from me. Thanks for joining. If you’re on the streets of Milan wearing black and blue, by all means, dance the night away.

Forget my words – it’s probably best to see the images coming through from Milan.

Just in case you missed the full-time scenes:

Calling his brother?

The all-nighter begins.

I can’t help but, with my Premier League-focused glasses, notice the presence of two former Manchester United players in Inter’s starting XI. Congratulations to Henrikh Mkhitaryan and Matteo Darmian on escaping Old Trafford to find true happiness elsewhere. Alexis Sánchez didn’t make it off the bench but gets another medal, too.

Not a classic game, but my word what it must be like to witness it all in Milan tonight. That is Inter’s first league title since 2021, when they were a very different side led by the orders of Antonio Conte and goals of Romelu Lukaku. Lautaro Martínez is now the main man up front, though Marcus Thuram stole the show tonight. For the current manager Simone Inzaghi, this is a first league title after three Coppa Italia triumphs: one with Lazio, two with Inter.

A reminder that, aside from the title glory, Inter now have six wins on the bounce against their roommates. Reminds me of my housemate who keeps beating me at tennis. Tough to take.

Well then, this was that Hernández and Dumfries scrap. The Milan full-back basically lost his cool to begin with, and the Dutchman wasn’t having any of it.

90+5 min: A corner for Milan … Maignan goes up for it, but Inter get out of trouble and Mkhitaryan wins a free-kick in his half.

90+2 min: A yellow for Tomori as he drags back Martínez.

90+1 min: Asslani’s shot for Inter is well wide. We’ve got five minutes added on … Pavard makes a fine challenge at the other end and even manages to win a goalkick with it.

90 min: Ouch! Gabbia launches himself into Martínez, properly slamming him to the ground. Free-kick to Inter out on the left.

89 min: A stop in play as Mkhitaryan recovers from a fall.

88 min: Bastoni is off for De Vrij. There have been a few other subs I’ve missed so forgive me; this is getting rather interesting.

86 min: A Milan flick inside the Inter box fails to finds Giroud, who is up and about trying to win the long punts forward.

84 min: Milan are pressing forward with genuine intent now, so desperate to be the party poopers.

79 min: Sommer punches out a cross; Calhanoglu heads one out for a corner.

77 min: Calabria, still a believer, jinks his way into midfield from the right before going down under a foul. A ball into the box from the right finds the head of Giroud … but the cross lacks any power, and the tall Frenchman can’t cause any real havoc with it.

74 min: Pulisic, largely absent tonight, sets himself up for a left-foot smash inside the box after a nifty first touch. But his shot blazes over.

73 min: Dimarco has space out on the left and pings through a ball for Thuram to chase, but it’s too heavy.

71 min: Thuram outmuscles Bennacer to help Inter win a throw out on the right. When the throw comes in he then wins a corner, holding off Tomori and Hernández. He celebrates with a bit of applause, trying to get the crowd going. Serious strength.

68 min: Milan need to make changes; Milan do make some changes. Loftus-Cheek and Adli are off for Bennacer and Chukwueze. Adli breaks something on the sidelines with a swing of the leg; he’s not a particularly happy man at present.

66 min: There is very little energy in this game at the moment, the feeling very much as if everyone knows exactly where this is heading.

63 min: Smoke fills the San Siro, hindering my own view of proceedings. Mkhitaryan goes down on the edge of the Milan box after a lovely feint to deceive Loftus-Cheek but is, surprisingly, denied a free-kick.

61 min: Thuram, a continuous nuisance for Milan, is bundled down in his half. He’s been terrific.

58 min: Thuram pulls off a brilliant first touch to pluck the ball out of the air in his half and set up an Inter attack. Martínez crosses from the left, but it’s heavy, beating his strike partner’s run. The move ends with a Calhanoglu shot … but Martínez was offside from before, so it was a futile attempt.

57 min: Thuram, trying get on the end of a cross, takes down Gabbia. That must’ve hurt; the Inter forward is a proper powerhouse.

56 min: The camera pans to a young and tearful Milan fan. Musah wins a corner out on the right for tonight’s hosts.

54 min: The lively Dimarco drifts into the middle from the left before playing the ball to Martínez, who is squeezed away from causing danger by a flock of Milan shirts.

52 min: Giroud enters the game, replacing Reijnders. Just before that, the unbeatable Sommer denied Hernández with another decent stop.

48 min: Calabria has a bit of space on the right and tries to lace a ball in for Leão to chase, but it’s comfortably intercepted.

46 min: No changes for either side yet, so our man Olivier continues his waiting game.

I should’ve added, of course, that the goalscorer Acerbi is an ex-Milan man, having spent half a season there over a decade ago.

“Inter have been excellent but Milan,” writes Colum Fordham, “especially the ultra dynamic Leao, have the wherewithal to postpone the celebration of Inter’s inevitable scudetto triumph. And this would be particularly amusing for neutrals (I speak as a fan of Napoli who won it last year). And I’ll be able to rib the odd Neapolitan friend who perversely supports Inter.”

“No one should be allowed to celebrate a title in April, so I’m with the Mee-lan tifosi on this one. I hope they beat Eenter and delay the seemingly inevitable black and blue parade,” writes Peter Oh.

“Stoke City and West Ham United fans will probably want to see Marko Arnautovic make an appearance off the substitutes bench. I’m neither a Potter nor a Hammer but am intrigued by mercurial strikers who have managed to mature with age.”

As am I, Peter. Which is why I wanna see Olivier do his thing for AC.

Not the most thrilling 45 minutes I’ve been a witness to, not that Inter will care. They’ve maintained control, nicked a set-piece goal and hardly been threatened inside their own area. When they have, Sommer has come to the fore. Surely Milan must summon this man …

45+1 min: Inter work it brilliantly down the left through Dimarco but when he cuts into the middle he’s met with a thuderous sliding challenge. While he appeals for a foul, Milan counter and Leão is nearly in on goal … until Pavard delivers a delicious tackle of his own.

43 min: That save from Sommer a few minutes ago was a fine reflex effort to deny Calabria, by the way.

40 min: A terrific save from Sommer to his left sets up an Inter break that ends with a stinging Mkhitaryan shot, met by the strong hands of Maignan. For just a brief passage, this thing turned all basketball.

38 min: Very nearly 2-0. Thuram plays the ball to Barella inside the box on the left, who plays it back to the forward in the middle. Thuram tries to find the bottom right corner, and really should, but sends it wide.

37 min: Dimarco fires his shot in to the wall after a layoff from Calhanoglu.

36 min: Barella thrusts forward and is taken down by Hernández, who gets a yellow. Inter have a free-kick from centre-right, shooting range.

35 min: Inter seem content with a game that lacks much zest, maintaining a solid shape when off the ball and unthreatened by any crosses that come into the middle.

33 min: A reminder to the uninitiated that Inter’s manager is Simone Inzaghi, brother of a Milan legend: Pippo, he who won them the Champions League 17 years ago.

32 min: Milan have a sustained period on the ball but a lofted ball in to the box causes Inter little consternation. Martínez goes into the book for a high foot that hurts Tomori.

29 min: Milan break with Musah, who plays in Leão inside the box. One-on-one with Acerbi, he shifts the ball on to his left foot before firing in a low shot. But Sommer is down quick and able to make what is, in the end, a comfortable save.

27 min: Leão wins Milan a corner after picking up the ball in the left channel … Adli delivers, Loftus-Cheek flicks on at the near post, but the ball finds its way back to Adli on the left. He tries to send the ball back in to the mixer but Calhanoglu does well to stop him.

25 min: Hernández cuts loose, driving from the left into the middle of the pitch, but loses it – and Inter break. Dimarco thunders forward, receives again inside the box after a delightful little flick from Thuram, and the low cross in from the left finds Martínez, who somehow doesn’t nab his 24th league goal of the season, firing high and wide from not far out.

23 min: Barella is the first man in the book for an awry challenge.

22 min: And now a free-kick for Inter from the right-hand side, Di Marco ready to whip in … and the cross turns into a shot, briefly threatening Maignan, who collected on his second go.

17 min: Thuram runs in behind and picks up the ball inside the box, twisting and turning before his low cross is dealt with by Tomori. Corner to Inter …

17 min: The corner goes short before Dimarco curls the ball in from the right … Maignan collects confidently.

16 min: A corner for Inter after Barella gets a ball in the box to Thuram, before Milan just about to deal with.

14 min: Gabbia fends off Thuram after a punt down Inter’s right wing. Milan then attack down their own right, with a bit of pinball inside the box preceding an effort from range by Hernández. The adventurous full-back’s shot is miles wide.

12 min: Hernández tries to dink over a ball for Loftus-Cheek to race on to. Milan begin to patiently move it from left to right, back and forth before Musah tries to create something … his cross from the right-hand side is far too deep, though, travelling out for a throw.

8 min: And we have our first sort-of fight! Hernández brings down Barella and both sides form a brief kerfuffle. All rather unnecessary but part of derby day.

7 min: A first decent move from Inter, with Darmian laying off a cross from the left for Martínez to hit first-time from just inside the box. It doesn’t threaten the net, however.

6 min: All rather quiet at the moment, a scrappy opening to this colossal fixture.

5 min: Leão is leading the line for Milan by the way, positioned centrally instead of out wide.

4 min: Martínez tries to slide in a ball to Thuram but the Inter forward is sandwiched by Milan shirts.

2 min: Pavard slides in with an interception to stop Leão racing down the left.

1 min: The ball is recycled back to Maignan in goal, before Milan try their luck with a punt down the left.

OK then, the players are leaving the tunnel, all set to grace the San Siro field. Sort your snacks.

Finding this video of a moving bus, with the chosen music, quite amusing.

Here’s a little something to get you in the mood. Up top is that classic shot of Rui Costa and Marco Materazzi taking in the flares.

As an aside, I just want to say I very much enjoyed this on Nottingham Forest’s temper tantrum.

Milan make two changes from the starting XI that were eliminated from the Europa League last week by Roma: Olivier Giroud and Ismaël Bennacer are out; Yacine Adli and Tijjani Reijnders are in. Inter also make two changes from their last game, a 2-2 draw to Cagliari: in come World Cup winners Benjamin Pavard (class of 2018) and Lautaro Martínez (2022), with Yann Aurel Bisseck and Alexis Sánchez the men replaced.