Thank you all for joining me for another entry into the A-League hall of fame. Congratulations Central Coast Mariners. Commiserations Melbourne Victory.

I’ll leave you with Joey Lynch’s first take from Gosford and bid you a good night.

Vukovic thanks the sponsors, commiserates Victory, commends his colleagues, then praises the fans. “You got us over the line tonight. This is going to be remembered for a very long time.”

Last to receive his medal is club captain Danny Vukovic. A Mariner on day one back in 2005, one of the competition’s greatest servants, and now the skipper of the back-to-back champions. 39-years-old and still going strong.

Victory’s players trudge reluctantly to accept their runner-up medals. Then the Mariners are cheered one by one as they enjoy their moment of glory. Club legend Adam Kwasnik on hand to give meaty handshakes and back slaps.

“This is why the grand final should never have been sold to Sydney!” emails David McGinniss. “Look at it! The whole Central Coast showing us how it should be done on and off the field.” Amen David. Amen.

Another Victory fan emails in, Paul this time. “From a sad Victory member, I’m so angry about this defensive mindset every second-half. The whole season we’ve watched giving away cheap goals at the end of the game. Poppa’s devastated and I feel for him but it’s his defensive mindset that has meant he’s missed the championship again.”

Five grand finals with three teams is becoming a pretty decent sample size. But I didn’t think that was necessarily the issue tonight. CCM scored with their only shot on target all game, and Victory continued to push after they opened the scoring. As I’ve said below, the only thing you can put your finger on is those substitutions.

“Bit annoyed to give away the lead,” emails Michael, “but you have to have a soft spot for CCM. It’s been end to end since about the 60 minute mark, so they haven’t “stolen” it. Although they’ve been in more GFs than I thought, this is clearly the one they really want.”

It’s incredible to think back to Victory’s control of the tempo and tactics of the match for a good 80 minutes. They were clearly the better side. But once Machach was forced off with cramp and Fornaroli was withdrawn in the belief some fresh legs would help see out the game, the Mariners found an extra gear. A smash and grab ten minute period either side of the final whistle and bish bash bosh: a shiny toilet seat.

Away from the mass of bodies the Victory players stand and slump dejectedly. They had one hand on the toilet seat.

Brian Kaltak takes his turn on the mic. The Vanuatuan centre-half is on my shortlist for player of the match, along with his defensive partner Dan Hall, and midfield dynamo Josh NIsbet. Watching them all be mobbed by fans is magnificent.

The Industree Group Stadium pitch is now just a sea of jubilant Mariners fans. Yellow everywhere. Danny Vukovic is mobbed by supporters as he speaks to the host broadcaster. Supersub Ryan Edmondson has a Leeds United scarf draped around his neck. The Harrogate-born striker knew Mark Jackson from their time together at the Elland Road youth system.

The defending champions go back-to-back. Despite losing their coach and half a team in the offseason. Despite losing their opening four games. Despite trailing in the grand final after 90 minutes. Incredible.

Tony Popovic looks haunted.

120+2 mins Victory were exposed with men upfield. The long punt downfield found Edmondson alone with the goal at his mercy. Nisbet was on hand if he opted to pass but the big Yorkshireman only had eyes for goal and slotted calmly beyond Izzo to put the result beyond doubt.

120 +1 mins: Three minutes of injury time left as Barcellos carries the ball 50 metres and into the Victory box but his low cross dribbles across the face of goal with no other Mariner up in support.

120 mins: Kaltak – who else – powers a mighty header clear.

120 mins: Izzo belts the ball downfield. A Mariner heads it clear but only as far as Bonevacia – whose shot is deflected for a corner.

119 mins: Balard is down with cramp in Victory’s half. “We are champions” reverberates around the stadium. Seconds remaining.

118 mins: Victory are running out of options. The Mariners still have plenty of running in midfield to close down Velupillay.

117 mins: After a long period under the cosh the Mariners have inched the game back to halfway. Jackson whips up the crowd. Three minutes left.

116 mins: Bronx cheers from the crowd and more precious time wasted as Miranda sends a ball out of play.

115 mins: Brimmer does aim for Chapman but the ball misses its mark and Vukovic gathers, taking pressure seconds off the clock.

114 mins: Victory are throwing everything at this equaliser. Velupillay is lively, Brimmer is bossing midfield, they’re not out of it yet. And they have gone to three at the back with Traore making way for Chapman – who will presumably be a makeshift targetman up front.

113 mins: Velupillay executes a lovely flick but Bonevacia can’t gather in his stride and the Mariners clear. Victory come straight back through the busy Brimmer, but Kaltak steps out. The massive defender is at it again with a sliding clearance in the box that HAD to be inch perfect or Folami was down for a certain penalty. These final minutes will take an age for the home fans.

112 mins: Offside against Ikonomidis after bright work from Traore down the left.

110 mins: Edmondson and Miranda get into a tussle near Victory’s left corner flag. Doka is ordered off the field to deal with blood on his cheek and his shirt. Vukovic has a sit down in a bid to allow the physio onto the field to treat his “cramp” and let the mayhem around him settle down. What else would you rather be doing at 10:30 on a Saturday night?

109 mins: Brimmer drills it into the wall. Teague sees the follow-up charged down. The crowd is living every kick of the ball. The clearance still isn’t complete and Ikonomidis now has a swing but hie effort is blocked by a Mariner. This is superb cup-tie much and bullets stuff.

108 mins: Central Coast settle the tempo but then get stuck trying to clear their lines as Victory swarm over them. Velupillay profits, taking the ball on the burst and running at the yellow jerseys before hitting the deck under pressure. King blows his whistle and the visitors have a direct free-kick 25m from goal.

106 mins: Da Silva, who is losing his cool – and is already fortunate to not yet be in King’s book – does finally receive a yellow card for tugging back Barcellos.

106 mins: Back under way in Gosford. Can Victory force penalties?

Goals in minutes 90+1 and 97 have turned this match on its head. Tony Popovic is imploring his side to do more in the final 15 minutes, but he may just have to accept that, in his fifth grand final, curses are real and he is very cursed.

105 mins: Jackson is urging his team up the field and squeeze the pitch after Nisbet wins a foul in the middle third.

104 mins: Brimmer misplaces a pass in midfield and Nisbet seizes the opportunity to jog the ball into space then recycle possession to take the sting out of the game and milk the clock.

103 mins: Still Victory push. Brimmer is increasingly influential in midfield and he slips in Velupillay but Hall and Kaltak will not be beaten and a decent chance is blocked clear.

102 mins: Bonevacia swings it in but Vukovic stands tall and takes a superb contested mark off Geria’s forehead.

101 mins: Victory have now decided to up the tempo. A cross flashes out of Vukovic’s reach. Folami smashes a long range effort high. And now there’s a corner on the left.

100 mins: You have to admire the grit of the Mariners and Josh Nisbet in particular. He huffed and puffed for 90 minutes, trying his darnedest to prise an opening, keeping the ball moving, refusing to panic. Now he’s had a hand in two goals that have set his side on course for history.

98 mins: The momentum of that final 10-15 minutes of normal time has carried over into extra time. Central Coast have found a burst of energy and Victory look leaden footed and lacking in structure without Fornaroli and Machach.

94 mins: Close! Victory spring the offside trap superbly thanks to Brimmer’s vision. Folami has a head-start against Hall in a foot race, but the big defender doesn’t give up, the forward is indecisive, and eventually a weak shot is smothered by defender and goalkeeper. That was a very good opening.

93 mins: Hall strides out of defence like Franz Beckenbauer, dragging Victory out of shape, but after spreading the ball to the right there’s no end product and the move fizzles out.

92 mins: Central Coast resume on the front foot with Barcellos muscling his way into the left corner. The Brazilian has made an impact off the bench.

91 mins: We’re back underway in Gosford. Two 15-minute halves of extra time to come.

The glorious unpredictability of sport on full display in Gosford. Central Coast managed just four shots all night, and only one of them was on target, but that was all they needed to keep the grand final alive in the 91st minute.

Victory were the better team before they opened the scoring and looked firmly in control after Geria’s belter, keeping their hosts at arm’s length as the clock ticked down to an inevitable triumph. But the Mariners kept plugging away, and the redoubtable Nisbet belatedly found accomplices in a couple of substitutes to keep the treble dream alive.

90+7 mins: Is Tony Popovic cursed? His side have been clearly the better over the 90 minutes and the Mariners score with their only shot of the match… in injury time.

90+6 mins: Victory fail to beat the first defender with a deep free-kick. Extra-time beckons.

90+5 mins: Can the Mariners force another opening? Not this time as Steele overhits a through-ball.

90+4 mins: Victory have yet to settle following those late substitutions. Without Fornaroli up front the ball is coming straight back after every clearance.

90+3 mins: The crowd is urging the home side on to find a winner before extra-time. The Mariners are buzzing.

90+2 mins: That was the first genuine opportunity of the night for Central Coast, and Edmondson buried it. The noise is deafening.

90 mins: More subs from Victory with Ikonomidis and Brimmer coming on to provide some fresh legs. An exhausted Fornaroli makes way, along with the quietly impressive Valadon.

89 mins: Izzo, who has had little to do all night, plucks a tame cross out of the sky then hits the deck, clutching the ball to his chest to milk some time. His penalty shootout heroics will not be required this evening.

88 mins: Another corner comes and go with no alarm. Victory have defended superbly all night.

87 mins: Still the Mariners probe, knocking the ball around the mob of navy blue players camped around their own penalty area, like prospectors tapping rock looking for a weakness. None are found.

85 mins: A deflected through-ball earns a corner for the hosts, but it’s defended well and Victory push the Mariners back towards halfway. Central Coast have hardly made Paul Izzo work all night.

84 mins: Now Victory break but Kaltak somehow gets a touch to the ball with Folami almost clean through!

83 mins: Another minute ticks by before the Mariners can get forward again. Nisbet is again the architect, freeing Barcellos on the left. The cross is whipped over dangerously between the keeper and back four… but again there’s no yellow jersey within cooee of the danger zone. Jackson has to convince his players to gamble!

82 mins: Victory remain camped in their own defensive third, now seemingly happy to repel a Central Coast siege. And all that hard work is rewarded when Farrell is late to a second ball contest with Folami and receives a yellow card.

81 mins: That’s better – Doka with a beautiful teasing cross from the right, leaving Izzo for dead, but there just aren’t any yellow jerseys gambling to get on the end of it.

80 mins: The Mariners are starting to press Victory deeper into their own territory, but there is no threat near the penalty box, for all Nisbet’s jinking and scheming in front of the massed ranks of navy blue shirts.

79 mins: Velupillay has impressed since he replaced Arzani on the left, showing great determination in defence and quick feet and a sharp instinct going forward. He is almost freed by Teague and Fornaroli but Hall just gets a deflection on the killer pass.

77 mins: That break in play has settled things down after a hectic 20 or so minutes. That suits Victory who have been able to rest their structure and return to their default strategy of allowing the Mariners all the time in the world on the ball in their back four, then closing ranks once it reaches midfield.

75 mins: It is a final assault that will take place without two of Victory’s most dynamic forwards with Arzani given a spell and Machach unfit to continue.

74 mins: This rare pause in play allows the camera to pan across the packed stadium, taking in the army of fans. Meanwhile, on the field, Teague winces in pain holding his shoulder, players take on water, and everyone steels themselves for one final assault.

73 mins: Machach is down with cramp but the Mariners almost play the ball over him in disregard for his ailment. Victory subdue the attack and belt the ball out of play to allow their playmaker the chance to get some treatment.

72 mins: Fornaroli buys his side a free-kick in trademark fashion. Accepting possession with his back to goal, sticking his bum out, and waiting for a defender to charge in from behind and push him over.

71 mins: Jackson continues to roll the dice.

70 mins: Roux times his run superbly to beat the offside trap on the right, but Hall’s through-ball is overhit. That’s Roux’s final involvement for the evening.

68 mins: Velupillay jinks inside from the left and tries to fashion some space in the box but he’s just nudged off his stride and the Mariners clear. Popovic will not be happy with how broken the game is considering his side’s ascendancy, but credit to Victory’s players for pressing for a second and not shutting up shop.

67 mins: The corner is headed clear and as the Mariners try to keep the ball alive Da Silva bullies two players off the ball with a pair of challenges that again demonstrate the veteran Frenchman is happy to live on the edge.

66 mins: Victory are going for a second, not packing their defence and midfield, which means there’s plenty of space for the Mariners on the counter if they can clear the initial press. They do so with ease allowing Nisbet room to play. Again Edmondson struggles to find space but Nisbet keeps probing and earns a corner.

64 mins: Nisbet again threatens to unlock the Victory defence but Geria executes a superb sliding interception to nick the ball off the mini-midfielder’s toes.

63 mins: Doka and Nisbet do well to break the lines in midfield, but the ball to Edmondson leaves the lone forward isolated and he ends up driving down a blind alley and slicing a shot wide. In the build-up, not for the first time tonight Da Silva comes out from the back and clatters a Mariner without punishment. He’s got away with at least three rash challenges.

62 mins: Victory are still the more likely. Especially when Machach is on the ball. He has that ability to make the game slow down around him while he times his pass.

60 mins: Roux has done well all night to get down the pitch and outside Traore on Victory’s left, but there has yet to be a final ball to match the endeavour.

59 mins: Victory make a change of their own:

58 mins: And that’s the final involvement of the grand final for Theoharous – his side’s best player and primary outlet. He didn’t appear to be injured. I’ve no idea what Jackson is doing with that one.

57 mins: The Mariners are allowed to get away with a firm challenge on Machach on halfway. It sets up the kind of transition they dream of. Nisbet feeds Theoharous on the burst down the left – it’s a shooting chance – but the ball is blazed wildly across the face and into orbit.

55 mins: Theoharous, who has been a threat all match, goes down the outside on the left, but his cross from the byline is pulled back too far and Victory clear. Not for long though as Fornaroli is penalised for interfering with Hall. The resulting free-kick is claimed with authority by Izzo in a pack of bodies.

54 mins: Nisbet gets on the ball, dictating traffic with neat little angled passes, but Victory just drop 10 men behind the ball and defend the edge of their penalty area, cutting off passing lanes and driving the Mariners to distraction. This CCM XI is not set up to break down a defence in this way. They want to play fast in transition.

52 mins: What have the Mariners got in response? Breaking down a Tony Popovic side with a lead is an unenviable task.

51 mins: Victory are well worth their lead. The Mariners can’t say it wasn’t coming.

50 mins: Machach feeds Khelifi on the counter but Hall stands his ground and blocks the shot on the edge of the box. Victory are primed.

49 mins: Not for the first time tonight Fornaroli hits the deck. It’s always tough to figure out if he’s there by design or not, but on this occasion he’s rag-dolled by Balard in midfield.

47 mins: And as expected Victory come out with their foot on the gas. The initial burst is down the right but the ball is played across the top of the box all the way to Traore who has a sight of goal and drills a skidder that Vukovic smothers well under pressure.

46 mins: And there is a change for the hosts with Alou Kuol not coming out for the second period after his head knock in the first half. Ryan Edmondson is on in his place up front.

The teams are making their way out for the second half. Victory players presumably with the instruction to go for the jugular after setting out their stall nicely in the first half. The Mariners may be due a tactical reshuffle in the final third after a laboured 45 minutes.

45+7 mins: As we enter the seventh minute of stoppage time, the Mariners resume their passing drill across the back four. Kaltak eventually punts an aimless ball forward.

45+6 mins: Theoharous doesn’t beat the first defender with a dreadful corner. Is there anything more maddening in football?

45+4 mins: Nisbet has time and space in the final third but fails to find his target with his cross. The second ball is recycled and Roux forces his side’s first corner of the night.

45+2 mins: Better from Victory, stepping up their game for a minute or so, using Arzani on the right, and as a decoy infield. It is from that move that allows Geria to overlap and pick out Teague near the penalty spot, but his header flashes wide of the post. Good opportunity for the visitors there, a shame for them it didn’t fall to a more noted goalscorer.

45 mins: The Mariners almost free Roux on the inside right channel but Izzo is out smartly to win a clash near the byline and earn a free-kick. Plenty of Victory defenders on the scene too in case their former full-back got the better of the situation.

43 mins: Victory are sitting back a little after asserting themselves for a good chunk of this half. The Mariners pick their way through the lines a couple of times, but it’s very slow and contains no end product.

41 mins: Good save! First proper save of the night and it’s from Danny Vukovic, diving low to his right to palm away a stinging drive from Daniel Arzani from the edge of the box.

40 mins: The home side have upped their hustle in the past few minutes, hunting Victory all over the pitch trying to force the quick turnover and rapid counterattack: aka gegenpressing. The chasing has been good, the attacking bit afterwards not so much.

38 mins: I can’t see the stats but Brian Kaltak must have had about half the Mariners’ touches. So much of the game so far has been the Vanuatuan looking downfield just inside his own half, shaping left and right, and failing to see anything of interest.

36 mins: The Mariners are playing so conservatively. Tapp has time and space at the base of midfield with Farrell making a sharp inverted fullback run to his left, but the option is eschewed and the safe sideways pass is taken. This sets up a minute or so of nothing before Central Coast fall back on Plan A and feed Theoharous on the left. He doesn’t disappoint, skinning his man with superb footwork then dinking over a teasing cross, but there’s only Kuol in the box and he is bodied out of the contest.

34 mins: The home midfield cannot string any passes together at pace. They’re fine going sideways but anything through the lines has been cut out easily by the well-structured Victory machine.

32 mins: Amongst the stoppages Victory continue to have the better of the game. Arzani skips into the box, running like a dressage pony on his tiptoes while Mariners defenders do their best not to lunge in and shepherd the ball to the byline. They do just that then try and release Theoharous down the left on the counter – literally their only attacking ploy so far.

30 mins: CCM head the resulting free-kick clear and Kuol is belatedly awarded a free-kick. He is quite the sight now, Alou Kuol. He has a bright white dyed Afro, that is now streaked pink with blood, and between his hairline and his eyes is a Dennis Lillee style headband of Elastoplast.

28 mins: Kuol is down again after getting an elbow to the back of his head… from Da Silva! It’s like Fury v Usyk. Now Fornaroli’s on the deck, earning a trademark free-kick near the touchline after holding off a cluster of yellow jerseys long enough to draw the foul. Popovic, like all A-League managers, then goes unnecessarily ballistic at the impotent fourth official. Such a tinpot look.

26 mins: Still paused here in Gosford as both men are bandaged like mummies. Thankfully they’re both on their feet, changing their bloodied shirts, and they’ll be back to join the fray in no time. Da Silva is now wearing the No.62 jersey.

24 mins: That really was a nasty clash of heads. Both Kuol and Da Silva have been split over their eyebrows like boxers and blood continues to leak from each bonce.

23 mins: Doka with the deep free-kick to the far post, Kaltak nods it across the face, and then there’s an ugly clash of heads between Kuol and Da Silva that leaves both men bloodied on the floor.

While play is stopped there’s a chance to catch replays of the earlier Victory corner. Miranda was definitely manhandled in the box as he leapt for his header. You’ve seen penalties given for that kind of shirt-tugging, but he also had a piece of yellow jersey in his fist at the time, so probably six-of-one half-a-dozen of the other.

21 mins: Another loose pass out of defence from the Mariners is picked off by Fornaroli who earns a second corner of the night. Teague takes it – and there’s a free-for-all on the six-yard line – but Victory are unable to find a header with Miranda under serious physically pressure. The Mariners don’t care, they tear down the other end, releasing Theoharous, and Traore is forced into a professional foul on the left, for which he is rightly booked.

19 mins: Vukovic fluffs a goal kick straight to Arzani. The winger takes a few paces and lets fly from range, but he drags his speculative effort wide of the post.

Tony Popovic will be the happier of the two coaches so far. His side look more dangerous in attack, and tactically assured in defence.

17 mins: The dead ball routine is neat between Teague, Machach and Arzani, and the latter swings over a dangerous cross to the far post but the Mariners do enough to smuggle it away. Victory are enjoying a decent spell of attacking pressure.

16 mins: Tapp with a crunching challenge on Valadon in midfield that gets the home fans to their feet in applause. Alex King was right on the spot and he waves play on. Theoharous is not so fortunate after he clips Teague’s heels but Arzani’s free-kick delivery is easily cleared.

Arzani doesn’t give up though and latches on to the second ball, skins Theoharous, reaches the byline, but his cross is turned behind by Roux for a corner.

14 mins: The game remains at an impasse as Victory allow the Mariners all the time in the world to rack up some passing stats along halfway. The only outlet so far has been Theoharous, and again he is targeted but Arzani shows his newfound maturity, tracking back and dealing with the threat in a battle of the former winger wunderkinds.

12 mins: The TV coverage cuts to the temporary seating where the famous sauce bottles usually reside. As tonight’s fixture is run by the APL, not the Mariners, there’s no place for the comedy condiments. Shame.

10 mins: The Mariners look a little stilted in possession when Victory drop off. The ball is passed repeatedly along the home back four without ever threatening to break into a sophisticated pattern of play. Eventually a long diagonal is dealt with by the visitors.

8 mins: Victory’s fullbacks are both hugging the touchline when their side take possession, stretching the field as wide as possible, but the Mariners, and Theoharous in particular, are diligent in their tracking. Everything so far is taking place between the two penalty boxes.

6 mins: Victory are seeing much more of the ball and executing plenty of neat triangles in the middle third. The Mariners are more direct, looking to profit from turnovers, and when they secure the ball the volume from the crowd raises a number of decibels.

4 mins: Victory have had a couple of goal kicks, and on both occasions they’ve committed to playing out from the back, backing themselves under pressure. The first attempt down the right was shut down by Farrell, the second, on the left, managed to force through the lines to Machach who roams forward, breaks into the box and squeezes away a weak shot that’s cleared by the sliding Kaltak.

2 mins: Both sides tear off at breakneck speed, competing fiercely for every second ball. Unsurprisingly, there’s little football of note to talk about, but young Jacob Farrell can feel proud of some good early work on Daniel Arzani in what’s likely to be one of the key duels of the evening.

Pregame formalities have been taken care of. Kick-off is imminent.

Out come the teams, down the tunnel, past the championship trophy and into a cauldron of noise at a packed Industree Group Stadium.

A-League referee of the year Alex King will take charge of his first grand final.

Both teams are in their home kits tonight. That means the Mariners are top to toe in sandy yellow, Victory one long shock of navy blue.

Leigh Broxham has not made it into Victory’s matchday squad, so he will end his extraordinary 18-year career with a league-leading 386 appearances.

It is still, cool, and dry under the lights in Gosford. A full house is forecast, with the total attendance likely to set a new record for Industree Group Stadium after some extra seating was installed at the palm tree, pushing the capacity over 20,000. However, that does mean the famous sauce bottles have been shifted out of their regular vantage points.

While today is a celebration for domestic football in Australia, it is impossible to overlook what has been another chastening season for the A-League.

The APL remains in omnicrisis, bungling its budget and communications as it fails abysmally at converting the promise of independence. And while there’s not a lot they can do about fan misbehaviour or the alleged conduct of players, it’s hard to avoid the creeping feeling of the competition succumbing to another doom spiral.

That feeling would undoubtedly be more visceral if the A-League received the sort of mainstream media coverage it grew accustomed to a decade ago. But the demand for content has evaporated, making the competition absent from broader conversations around Australian sport – unless something goes wrong – and leading to the near extinction of dedicated football writers and analysts.

The Victory squad is so chock full of potential it’s as if they were deliberately trying to shine a light on the failure of the Australian system to convert promising long youngsters into established overseas stars. At one time or another Daniel Arzani, Jake Brimmer, Connor Chapman, Ryan Teague, Ben Folami, and Chris Ikonomidis have all been hailed as the next big thing in Australian football. All have spent time in the national team system. All have spent time in foreign leagues. All are still under 30.

While the Mariners are back in the grand final for a second year in a row, this is a very different iteration of the club. Head coach Nick Montgomery left for Hibernian, while key players from 2023 including Jason Cummings, Sammy Silvera, Nectar Triantis, Beni N’Kololo, James McGarr, and Marco Tulio have all left. It is a reflection of the strength of the organisation and marks a stunning turnaround for a club that were a basket case for a decade not so long ago.

If you prefer your grand final narratives in visual form, David Squires will never let you down.

If the Mariners are the good news story Australian football has been crying out for, Melbourne Victory are comfortable adopting the role of party poopers, as Joey Lynch reports.

“We don’t mind if the rest of the country’s supporting them,” said Victory winger Nishan Velupillay. “If you want to put us as the bad guys, we don’t mind taking that title.”

The league’s smallest club and smallest market hosting their biggest event might challenge everything we think we know about what a grand final should be, but it offers a purity that money can’t buy.

Paul Williams is our man in sauce bottle city, and he’s cast his eye over the unlikely dominant force in Australian football.