It’s raining now. It’s over.

Lightning warning in Lauderhill!

Adam Roberts wasn’t wrong. Apparently everyone has scarpered off the field due to a lightning warning, so the match will be officially abandoned any second now.

A five-over game would need to begin by 2.16pm local/7.16pm BST, so there may yet be time for another inspection!

Some people are on the outfield – two, to be precise, the umpires Rod Tucker and Sharfuddoula. The USA may be about to make cricket history.

“I am shocked that play can even be contemplated,” says Adam Roberts. “The state governor has declared a state of emergency for the counties of Broward ... and mayors of Miami-Dade, Miami and Fort Lauderdale also declared a state of emergency. Because of the rain.”

“To be honest, I’m not sure Chuck is actually all that interested in sport. No doubt he loves America, though. Thank God we don’t get any of that nonsense here.”

Friendly, jaunty patriotism gets our approval, surely? (I may delete this post if Chuck has started chinning Ireland fans for no reason.)

“I get the feeling Chuck plays rugby,” says James Newman. “Lord knows he has a rugger’s mindset.”

I’m slightly worried about how much damage he could do at the all-inclusive bar before the umpires call this off.

Another pitch inspection at 1.15pm local/6.15pm BST

The umpires have decided to look again in about 35 minutes. I suspect deep down they know it’s futile, but the match is far too important for them to toss it off and head down the pub.

The umpires are stamping on the outfield, trying to assess how wet it is and whether there’s any realistic chance of play. Their body language does not bode well for Pakistan and Ireland.

“Freshen up?” sniffs Damian Clarke. “There’d be that many heart attacks, the waiting list for membership would advance by three years.”

Three years? Let’s not get carried away now.

This guy would freshen up the Long Room at Lord’s

This is a great initiative. Spread the word!

“The pitch might have been a little dodgy (though I prefer to call it ‘entertaining’),” says Richard Peel, “but if they had stayed in Nassau County we would be enjoying days and days of glorious sunny weather with fluffy clouds to watch cricket. How long would it take to knock that stand back up?”

Can you get it done by 2.16pm local/7.16pm BST?

The cut-off point for a five-over game is 2.16pm local/7.16pm BST.

Something to pass the time

Forty years ago today, England began their five-Test series against the all-conquering West Indies. Could they pull of a stunning win? No.

It’s not over yet! There will be another inspection at 12.30pm local/5.30pm BST.

“This USA team is the cricket equivalent of Cameroon at Italia 90 and Croatia in 1998,” writes Krishnamoorthy V. “Beating Pakistan and almost beating India (that blasted five penalty runs tilted the momentum) is no mean task. I want then to progress and beat India in the semis.”

If they are the equivalent of Cameroon, they will batter England in the Super 8s and somehow lose on a Super Over.

The word on the street is that an abandonment is imminent; the outfield is just too wet after the torrential rain of the last few days. Anyone else getting happy flashbacks?

“From a US perspective, I think I’d either want to play the whole game or none of it,” writes Beau Dure. “An abbreviated game would raise the likelihood of a fluke result like Ireland beating the USA, and I can’t believe I just wrote that sentence about a sport other than basketball, volleyball or water polo.”

Welcome to cricket, the game that makes you feel guilty even when you win. (Not sure Ireland winning would be a fluke, mind you. They beat the eventual winners England at the last T20 World Cup, and that was no fluke.)

No news is good or bad news, depending which team you support.

The other big benefit of reaching the Super 8s is that it guarantees qualification for the next T20 World Cup in a couple of weeks’ time in 2026.

“Hi from DC,” writes Kyle Hill. “Because it’s often more interesting than doing work in the middle of the US day, I’ve been dispassionately reading the Guardian’s OBO coverage of this obscure, strange foreign sport since the 2005 Ashes. But now that I actually have some investment in the results, I’m going to need to know: IS it cowardly to pray for rain?”

Is it even more cowardly to say it depends?

Alternative live action (including a hole in one!)

While nothing is happening, I’m going to take a quick break to do a thousand squat thrusts. Be back in a bit.

Meanwhile, in Group B…

The outfield is still very wet, so there will be another inspection at 11.30am local/4.30pm BST. If I had to bet the farm I’d say the match will be washed out because of further rain, but I’m thousands of miles away so I’m not sure what the point of this sentence is.

“Took the day off work, put on my US Soccer jersey (closest I’ve got, as it’s basically impossible to figure out which websites sell legit USA cricket jerseys), and now... rain,” laments Zach from Texas. “Ready for a nervy little 10-over shootout.”

That US kit is one of the better ones at this tournament. Don’t tell me Fanatics have turned their nose up at it?

If the US qualify it will be historic, but I’m not sure it’ll be that much of a shock. Ultimately it comes down to one result, their win over Pakistan, which was unlikely but not unforeseeable. As their pre-tournament results showed, they’re a proper team now.

Even a semi-final place isn’t completely beyond the realms. If the USA qualify their Super 8 group will include West Indies, South Africa and either Scotland or England. I won’t be putting the farm on it, but you can just about envisage a scenario whereby they win two of those games.

The umpires will inspect at 10.30am local, 3.30pm BST. If it stays dry – iffity iffity if – I’m sure we’ll get a game of some description, even if it’s a 10-over thrash.

The big picture

Permutations department

• If the USA win or the match is rained off, they qualify for the Super 8s

• If Ireland win, it gets complicated. The USA would have four points, having played all their games, while Ireland, Pakistan and Canada would all be on two points with one match to play: Ireland v Pakistan and India v Canada. In that scenario, either net run-rate or the weather would decide who qualifies along with India.

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