Celtic 5-1 Slovan Bratislava
Manchester City 0-0 Internazionale
Club Brugge 0-3 Borussia Dortmund
PSG 1-0 Girona

Late, late drama!

Harsh on the home side, who concede a late penalty, from which Guirassy dinks a panenka down the middle to humiliate Mignolet.

Carabao Cup: Oh my word! Spurs have won it with the last kick of the game! Coventry have been the better side tonight, but Johnson keeps his cool as he races through, lifting his finish over Wilson. Tottenham are through, and avoid a penalty shootout. Wow.

Heartbreak for the Spanish side, as Nuno Mendes crosses to the near post and Girona’s goalkeeper, Paulo Gazzaniga (formerly of Spurs, Southampton and Fulham) lets the cross through his legs! Absolutely calamitous from the keeper, who has otherwise played well tonight, saving Girona three times this second half. But that is not what he will be remembered for tonight. This may be an own goal, but I think Nuno Mendes’ cross-shot was on target.

Carabao Cup: Spurs equalise with just two minutes remaining! Spence toe-pokes a finish past Wilson after good work from Kulusevski! We are headed towards a penalty shootout, no extra time, remember.

A wonderful assist from Forrest. The Celtic club legend, who has come off the bench, collects a loose ball in midfield and slips a perfect slide-rule pass through to Idah and the former Norwich striker finishes with aplomb.

Champions League: Gittens’ second goal of the night, and if the first was a little ugly, this was a peach! Formerly known as Bynoe-Gittens (he dropped Bynoe in the summer after discussions with his father), the Englishman stepped past two Brugge defenders with a series of mesmerising stepovers, before lashing an excellent shot into the far corner. That is cruel on Brugge, who were maybe the better side until the hour mark.

Fabian Hürzeler’s side hold on for the win!

Carabao Cup: Wolves claw one back! They couldn’t, could they? Remember the League Cup games go straight to a penalty shootout if the scores are level at 90 minutes.

Champions League: A lucky shot against the run of play. Brugge were the dominant side, but can’t prevent Jamie Gittens from giving Dortmund the lead. Emre Can feeds the Englishman on the left side of the box, and Gittens’s shot finds the top corner after taking two cruel deflections. Mignolet had no chance in the Brugge goal.

Carabao Cup: A first Brighton goal for the Turkish full-back, who is first to the rebound after Danny Welbeck’s shot is parried by José Sa. Wolves were pushing for an equaliser but that is surely sees the Seagulls into the next round.

Champions League: A goal made and finished in Japan. Celtic’s trio of Asian stars combine: Kyogo drives forward through a gaping hole in Bratislava’s midfield, feeds Hatate, who turns nicely and toe-pokes a pass through to Daizen, who takes a touch and sends an R2 curling finish (one for the Pro Evo heads) into the far corner. After a brief scare for Rodgers and co, that is surely that.

Carabao Cup: That was coming! Coventry break on the counter-attack with pace, Bassette crosses from the left and Spurs’ marking is lacking! Thomas-Asante is completely unmarked and sidefoots easily past Forster. Shocking from Spurs!

A goal out of nothing! Kevin Wimmer, formerly of Tottenham and Stoke of course, pops up with a special goal after some scrappy build-up. The ball falls to the big 6ft2in defender, who sensationally curls a shot with the outside of his foot into the top corner. A special goal, and Bratislava’s first ever in the Champions League.

Champions League: Engels, the £11m record signing, sends Takac the wrong way and Celtic are surely home and dry now. What a start to the campaign, albeit against arguably the weakest team in the competition.

Alistair Johnston goes down in the Bratislava area and the home side will have a spot kick to make it 3-0!

Champions League: Kuhn does well down the right, cuts the ball back and Kyogo is there to tap in from close range. What a nightmare start to the second half for Bratislava!

An absolute rout from the German side, with their veteran superstar Alexandra Popp netting a hat-trick in the first leg. The 33-year-old is still such an elite player.

Coventry are in with a shout of another cup upset, here.

Celtic 1-0 Slovan Bratislava
Manchester City 0-0 Internazionale
Club Brugge 0-0 Borussia Dortmund
PSG 0-0 Girona

Just one goal across the four games in this competition. Uefa, what have you done?!

Carabao Cup: That’s a huge goal for the visitors, just before the interval. Wolves should come out with more belief in the second half. I went to this fixture in the Premier League last season, and they should have beaten Brighton. A lot has changed since then, of course, but Wolves remain a threat.

Carabao Cup: Wolves pull one back! Gonçalo Guedes with the goal, after Matt Doherty does well to get to the byline and pulls the ball back to the Portuguese on the penalty spot. Guedes sidefoots home into the corner. Game on.

Big result for the Norwegian side, who came under huge pressure after going down to 10 after the red card for Michaela Dominique Kovacs.

Carabao Cup: What a player Adingra is, named man-of-the-match in the Afcon final last year and young player of the tournament. The Ivorian cuts inside from the left channel and fires a brilliant shot into the far corner to double Brighton’s lead!

Champions League: Celtic take the lead, what a precious goal this could be! Engels, the big deadline-day signing, whips in a corner and Scales nips in at the near post, with the centre-back glancing a fierce header into the roof of the net (via a deflection off the goalkeeper). Celtic Park erupts, and the cameras pan to Rod Stewart having it large in the stands. He certainly enjoyed that one.

Bologna 0-0 Shakhtar

Sparta Prague 3-0 RB Salzburg

Carabao Cup: Baleba’s first ever goal for Brighton! What a start to the season the Cameroonian is having, a real talent in that midfield. He lines one up from 25 yards out and curls one past José Sa into the corner! What a strike. It’s worth noting that Baleba didn’t score for his previous club, Lille, so this goal is a rare thing!

Tabby Tindell, an uncapped American forward, scored the first-leg winner with 13 minutes remaining. Despite having just 32% possession and just one shot on target, the Swedish side have a precious lead to take to London for the second leg!

Vivianne Miedema opened the scoring for City, following her summer move from Arsenal. Jess Park scored two either side of half-time before further goals from Mary Fowler and Chloe Kelly. City looked incredibly sharp and have surely already booked their passage to the group stage before the second leg.

Brighton v Wolves

Brighton: Steele, Hinshelwood, Webster, Igor, Estupinan, Minteh, Moder, Baleba, Adingra, Ferguson, Enciso.
Subs: Verbruggen, Lamptey, Dunk, Welbeck, Mitoma, Kadioglu, Ayari, Wieffer, Veltman.

Wolves: Jose Sa, Doherty, Bueno, Pond, Pedro Lima,Joao Gomes, Doyle, Hwang, Sarabia, Rodrigo Gomes, Goncalo Guedes.
Subs: King, Lemina, Andre Trindade, Larsen, Matheus Cunha, Dawson, Nelson Semedo, Borges, Cundle.

Pleased to see both sides fielding strong sides. Not quite entirely first-choice, but not far off.

Coventry v Tottenham Hotspur

Coventry: Wilson, van Ewijk, Binks, Thomas, Bidwell, Allen, Eccles, Thomas-Asante, Rudoni, Wright, Bassette.
Subs: Collins, Kitching, Overgaard, Andrews, Mason-Clark, Sheaf, Sakamoto,
Simms, Broad.

Tottenham Hotspur: Forster, Gray, Dragusin, Davies, Udogie, Sarr, Bentancur, Bergvall, Odobert, Solanke, Werner.
Subs: Vicario, Spence, Porro, Reguilon, Maddison, Kulusevski, Johnson, Son, Moore.

Victor Olatunji wins the ball inside the Salzburg area, squares the pass to Qazim Laci, who shows incredible composure to take a touch, fake a shot (which sends two Salzburg defenders and the goalkeeper to the shops) and tuck the ball into an empty net. What an incredible upset we have here.

Celtic v Slovan Bratislava

Celtic: Schmeichel, Johnston, Carter-Vickers, Scales, Taylor, Engels, McGregor, Hatate, Kuhn, Furuhashi, Maeda.
Subs: Trusty, Sinisalo, Palma, Idah, Valle, Yang, McCowan, Nawrocki, Bernardo, Forrest, Ralston, Welsh.

Slovan Bratislava: Takac, Blackman, Kashia, Bajric, Wimmer, Ignatenko, Kucka, Barseghyan, Tolic, Weiss, Strelec.
Subs: Trnovsky, Hrdina, Voet, Medvedev, Marcelli, Mak, Zuberu, Gajdos, Vojtko, Szoke, Savvidis, Metsoko.

PSG v Girona

PSG: Safonov, Hakimi, Marquinhos, Pacho, Nuno Mendes, Zaire Emery, Vitinha, Fabian, Dembele, Asensio, Barcola.
Subs: Tenas, Doue, Lee, Muani, Mayulu, Lucas Beraldo, Skriniar, Zague, Neves, Mouquet.

Girona: Gazzaniga, Arnau Martinez, David Lopez, Krejci, Gutierrez, Martin, Romeu, Van de Beek, Tsygankov, Gil Salvatierra, Stuani.
Subs: Pau Lopez, Ruiz, Asprilla, Danjuma, Juanpe, Frances, Blind, Miovski, Solis, Portu.

Club Brugge v Borussia Dortmund

Club Brugge: Mignolet, Seys, Mechele, Ordonez, De Cuyper, Vetlesen, Nwadike, Skov Olsen, Vanaken, Tzolis, Nilsson.
Subs: Jackers, Romero, Jutgla, Vermant, Skoras, Nielsen, Jashari, Sabbe, Talbi.

Borussia Dortmund: Kobel, Ryerson, Sule, Schlotterbeck, Bensebaini, Gross, Can, Sabitzer, Brandt, Malen, Adeyemi.
Subs: Meyer, Laurenz Lotka, Yan Couto, Anton, Nmecha, Guirassy, Beier, Duranville, Kabar, Bynoe-Gittens, Azhil.

If you want glamour ties, you’ve come to the wrong place. By all means, head over to our Manchester City v Internazionale liveblog, if that’s your sort of thing.

This clockwatch – bridging three different competitions and multiple different kick-off times – will instead bring the latest from a series of genuinely enthralling ties, each more obscure, intriguing and hipster than the last.

Women’s Champions League qualifying

Anderlecht v Vålerenga (6.30pm kick-off, all times BST)
Fiorentina v Wolfsburg (7pm)

Carabao Cup

Brighton v Wolves (7.45pm)
Coventry v Spurs (8pm)

Champions League (all 8pm)

Celtic v Slovan Bratislava
Club Brugge v Borussia Dortmund
PSG v Girona

We will also have the latest from the early kick-offs: Bologna v Shakhtar, Sparta Prague v RB Salzburg.

In the Women’s Champions League qualifying, Anderlecht host Norwegian champions Vålerenga. Wolfsburg – Champions League royalty who reached the final in 2016, 2018 and 2023 and won both the thing in both 2013 and 2014 – travel to Fiorentina, who came through qualifying after finishing third in Serie A last season.

The two Carabao Cup ties throw up an all Premier League clash and a classic banana skin of a tie for Tottenham at last season’s FA Cup semi-finalists Coventry City. Woof.

Some seriously interesting subplots in the men’s Champions League on just the second night of its new incarnation/league phase. There are five tournament debutants in this year’s competition, and two of them feature here (with Bologna having also kicked off against Shakhtar at 5.45pm BST).

Slovan Bratislava have made it through to the group stage at the 12th time of asking, having made it through four qualifying stages. Managed by Vladimir Weiss, his son of the same name also features in the squad. You may remember Weiss Jr from spells at Manchester City, Bolton and … um … Glasgow Rangers. Under the lights at Parkhead, rarely have Celtic had a better opportunity to get off to a winning start.

Borussia Dortmund, last year’s unlucky finalists, start this season’s campaign against Club Brugge. Dortmund added Maximilian Beier, Waldemar Anton, Serhou Guirassy, Pascal Gross, Yan Couto among others, and shipped out a whopping 18 players (including Marco Reus, Youssoufa Moukoko, Sebastién Haller, Mats Hummels and Niclas Füllkrug) and it will be interesting to see how Nuri Sahin moulds his new-look side this year.

Kylian Mbappé-less PSG seem revitalised, perhaps even stronger since the departure of their talisman to Real Madrid. So far this season the French side have played four, won four. Goals scored: 16. Goals against: three. They host Girona, another debutant, and remain a fascinating prospect despite the departures of Artem Dovbyk, Aleix García and Savinho. The Spanish club’s manager, Michel, promised earlier this week that 37-year-old striker Cristhian Stuani that he would give him the captain’s armband against PSG. “Stuani deserves to be in the starting XI. He has been wearing this shirt for many years. He deserves it more than anyone,” Michel told reporters.

That’ll do you, for now. We’ll have some team news shortly!