“Stadiums and stands,” says Tim Sanders. “Never mind Daren Sammy and his stadium. Sam Northeast came on loan to Yorkshire, and there was already a stand named after him.” Ha.

As the rain continues to fall on Gros Islet, the third umpire has announced the cut-off time. It will be 7.48pm over there, which is 11.48pm in the UK. A fair old time to wait for five overs.

Another skeet! Blue Sky is clearly taking off – not content with picking up a million new accounts on Friday, and another million on Saturday, it has now played its part in two posts on the OBO.

“Hi Tim,” says Sam Dolan. “What do you think of the recent trend where England’s footballers now sound like elite teams of lawyers (Taylor Harwood-Bellis, Morgan Gibbs-White), but England’s openers (Phil Salt, Will Jacks) sound like the kind of solid blokes who could get your nan’s Fiat Uno through one last MOT.”

I think that’s a great line.

It’s still raining, sad to say. It’s possible that West Indies’ innings is already over. If so, according to our friends at Cricinfo, England’s target – assuming the palyers get back out again – will be 69. Off 30 balls… even Phil Salt might be daunted by that.

A fish-eye lens shows us the state of the Daren Sammy Stadium. Stadiums are like policemen – they’re getting younger. Sammy is still only 40 and he’s already been a stadium for eight years. More importantly, there’s a tinge of blue now in the sky above the ground. Time for some cheese.

It’s a hard rain, too – white stripes of water on the screen. On TNT they go back to the studio for a bit of chat. “Another belting wicket,” says Jason Roy. “I think England will be pretty happy with that.”

My far less expert view is that I’m not quite so sure. Yes, there’s been less carnage than last night, when it was 56-0 at this stage – but T20s are often governed by wickets taken in the Powerplay and after five overs, for all their moral victories, England haven’t got one.

4th over: West Indies 28-0 (Lewis 18, Hope 9) Seeing all these lifters trouble the openers, Buttler takes Turner off and summons Jamie Overton, who is more of a bang-it-in merchant. Again Lewis is unconvincing, and again he gets off scot-free as a mistimed pull goes for four over mid-on.

Yet another pull, a better one, nearly goes for four but ends up being just a single as Sam Curran scampers around the boundary and flicks it to Jacob Bethell. A good start from JOverton.

3rd over: West Indies 23-0 (Lewis 13, Hope 9) Much better from Lewis, who muscles Archer’s first ball from a good length over the rope at long-on for the first six of the day. Still good from Archer, who draws yet another false shot with his bumper, from Hope this time. It’s a swirling top edge that sails away for four because fine leg is up in the circle. Archer responds with a rueful smile.

Eleven off the over, so that’s the first skyscraper in West Indies’ Manhattan. It won’t be the last.

2nd over: West Indies 12-0 (Lewis 6, Hope 5) At the other end it’s John Turner. Buttler and Marcus Trescothick have shown some faith in him and it will be intriguing to see if he can repay it. He’s got the pace and when he finds some movement too he beats Lewis outside off. But then he gets blasted for four, on the up, past mid-off, by Shai Hope, who was in fearsome form last night.

1st over: West Indies 6-0 (Lewis 5, Hope 0) Evin Lewis nearly perishes second ball! He opts to pull a lifter that’s too far outside off and thick-edges it over first slip, where not even Jamie Overton can reach it. He gets four for that, followed by a single for another false shot, also a pull – a leading edge that squirts into the covers. And then he gets away with a third edge as a failed swish sends the ball into the ground before it goes through to Phil Salt. Archer, as so often lately, is looking good without getting his just deserts.

The players are out there, under grey skies. Jofra Archer has the new ball.

A skeet! “@timdelisle.bsky.social,” says Smylers. “Hello. Nice to find you on here! That involved ignoring both the first dot and the ‘lue’ from the handle you posted on the OBO — you might wanna tweak to make it easier for others?”

Oh God, sorry. Take Smylers’ word for it, not mine. And yes I will tweak it, thanks.

An email! “Disappointing team selection for England,” scoffs Tom Stock. ”If ever there was a time for Salt and Pepper this was it…”

Looking at those teams, you wonder how on earth England have won this series. As well as home advantage, West Indies have more experience and greater firepower. One answer is that England won the first three tosses, opting to chase every time.

Another is that their runs have been distributed very efficiently. Phil Salt won the first game with a rip-roaring hundred; Jos Buttler won the second by shaking off the rust with a beautifully judged 83. When those two big guns went silent in the the third game, Sam Curran and Liam Livingstone rose to the occasion and did just enough to secure the series. Jacob Bethell has been good too, and the quicks have bowled very well, but it’s the senior batters and allrounders who have bossed the chase.