James is back with another top-banana podcast featuring John Ashdown, Barry Glendenning and Paul Doyle.

Midweek Premier League matches mean plenty of talking points: including Louis Saha increasing John Terry's woe, Arsenal back to winning ways, and Aston Villa's limited ambition against Manchester United.

Sid Lowe is on the phone from Madrid with the truth about those Cesc Fábregas to Barcelona rumours, while James's Italian round-up includes news of Ultras storming Lazio's training ground.

The pod preview the FA Cup fifth round including the mammoth Scummers V Skates game, revealing the truth behind their nicknames for each other, and Crystal Palace v Aston Villa.

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