The Gallery: Joe Kinnear Newcastle United's interim manager Joe Kinnear stars as Gordon Ramsay, a Countdown presenter and JFK in this week's Gallery Tweet David Castle reckons all Joe wants is for people to respect his authority Photograph: a/n Come on now, Adam Williams, you're putting your own words into Joe's mouth, aren't you? Photograph: a/n Glenn Ashcroft goes for the Joe Flipping Kinnear/JFK gag: "Das is ein BAD WORDing Berliner," giggles Glenn. "Sorry, it's drunk and I'm late," he adds, painting a mournful sketch of his life Photograph: a/n Riff alert! Cath Booth sees a link between the swearingest chef and the swearingest football manager in Britain Photograph: a/n "With Christmas a little over two months away, there's one toy everybody's talking about," says Huw Thomas. Grimlock the Dinobot? Eh? Oh Photograph: a/n "F*****G Football Manager 2008: the Joe Kinnear version, strictly for over 18s or Geordies of all ages," trumpets John Barry Photograph: a/n Joe will go to any lengths to prove he's no cockney, according to Leon Ward Photograph: a/n Larry May sounds like the chairman of a struggling third division club in the 1980s. But he's produced this jaunty effort continuing the culinary theme Photograph: a/n A 'king without a crown. Or many fit players for that matter. We're slightly disturbed by Joe's tongue but other than that a fine effort from Nick Sanders Photograph: a/n Michael McGrath looks up Mr Kinnear in Roger’s Profanisaurus: ’’kinnear: [f’- kin-neer] Exposure to expletive-laden diatribe leading to temporary or partial loss of hearing. [Origin: 1946-2008; Irish with late Geordie influences] Photograph: a/n "Even with the credit crunch the appointment of Joe Kinnear meant the coffers at Newcastle would always be full," chuckles Neil Pollock Photograph: a/n Stuart Goodacre suggests some new hosts for the late night edition of Countdown Photograph: a/n "Fatally wounded by north-east media assassins at Dealey Mill roundabout, JFK lies in Jackie's lap deliriously shouting names of German footballers he'd hoped to sign." Rob Moline gets extra points for the pretty lady in pink Photograph: a/n "Eyebrows were raised following the appointment of Newcastle United's new media coach." Will Taylor reminds us that it's not just Joe who needs to wash his mouth out with soap Photograph: a/n Ken Ryan's effort is simple but effective Photograph: a/n